🚀💰🍏YO, TECH GANG! Are you ready to spill the tea on the hottest phone advice since sliced bread? I totally ditched my iPhone 16 Pro Max (that fancy brick 💀) for the *swooshy* iPhone Air, and WOWZA, I never thought I’d be living my *best* life with this little paper airplane. ✈️🔥 Now, am I about to get roasted by every camera nerd? 💔 OOF! Yeah, they’re gonna seethe harder than a Zoom call on a Monday. But lemme tell ya, if you're the *adventurous type* who thinks “thinner is better” — no cap, this baby is a solid pick! 💪😤 Peep this leaked quote from an *unnamed Apple developer*: “We couldn't fit a decent camera in there, but at least it weighs less than my hopes and dreams!” 🤡😂 So if you’re all about looks over substance, hit that iPhone Air and prepare to flex on your friends while they awkwardly struggle with their big ol’ bricks. Drake would definitely be pointing at this choice like, "Not this one!" 💔➡️👌 🔮🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Apple will just release an iPhone made of air (like, literally fog) and call it the iPhone Eve. Get ready to cop that misty flex, fam! 🤖💨