🚨 HOLD UP 🚨: I just traded my boujee iPad for a $100 Android tablet and guess what? I'm LIVING my best life without the empty wallet syndrome! 😱💸 Introducing the Celero 5G Tab 🙌, aka the “Budget Baller” — the only 5G tab that won’t have you crying into your avocado toast! 🥑📱 After a whole month of scrolling and dodging responsibilities, here's the lowdown: It actually *kept up*! Like, I was expecting it to perform like a potato 🥔 but it was more like a semi-stonks rocket ship 🚀. 🔮 “Honestly, I thought I’d be seething over the performance but this thing is just vibing,” said a totally real developer 🤖 with a handle of @BudgetBeez on Twitter. You know the vibes: zero cap, pure based energy. Meanwhile, Apple execs are plotting their revenge, rolling in their gold-studded Bean Bags™. “This is fine,” they whisper while clutching their overpriced iPads 😂🔥. But wait, will the Celero 5G outlast the next meme trend? 🤔 My totally logical prediction: in 2024, we’ll all be flexing on our friends with *actual calculators* as smartphones. 💀📉 Say goodbye to app stores; we're going back to TI-84 calculators! You heard it here first, fam. Share or you’re a cringe loser! 🥸💅 #BudgetBaller #TabletsIn2024