🥳🎉 Y’all ever try to survive Thanksgiving dinner with the fam? It’s like trying to defuse a bomb while Uncle Jerry rants about the "good ol' days." 💣💥 🦃 First up, food prep! Listen, if you’re not rolling up to the turkey table like Gordon Ramsay on a caffeine high, what are you even doing? 💪🔪 Slap together that potato casserole and channel those "stonks" vibes — the more butter, the better! 🚀💰 Pro tip: drown all past family drama in gravy. “This is fine” from the plate while your cousin debates flat Earth? No cap, that’s chef-level zen. 😌🌍 🤖 And for dealing with the fam? Request permission to leave the table using your best “Drake pointing” meme face. 🎤 “Sorry fam, I’m busy (GFY emoji) with the dog, bye!!” 🔒🐶 Meanwhile, Aunt Karen’s dropping her political hot takes like they’re the next iPhone release. “That’s a cope, Seethe Karen!”🔥 💀 Remember, surviving Thanksgiving isn't just a holiday, it's a life skill! If it’s not chaotic, are you even doing it right? Predicting by 2025, Thanksgiving will be replaced by an official “Family Zoom Call Day” — you know, because sitting in pajamas is the REAL Thanksgiving spirit! 🥴🎈 Share or you're a turkey! 🦃✨