🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨: Surge AI is about to hit the stonks harder than a toddler on a PS5 controller! 💰💥 According to our “totally legitimate sources” (aka my friend Dave who lives in the basement), Surge AI is trying to snag a whopping $1 BILLION to boost their value to a mind-blowing $15B! 🤯💀 Talk about a glow-up! 😍💥 Meanwhile, Scale AI is over there getting rekt with a mere $870M revenue. Like, bro, did you even lift? 🤷‍♂️ *Drake pointed meme* Imagine Surge AI popping bottles while Scale AI sips on that “mildly successful” Kool-Aid. 🍹🚀 “Why label data when you can label your way to the moon?” one dev with unkempt hair allegedly said while furiously coding in his mom’s basement. ☕💻💩 “I’m just here for the free snacks,” said another while browsing TikTok. 🙃📱 So here’s the tea: if Surge AI pulls this off, we might see a data-labeling renaissance while all the other companies are like “this is fine” 🔥🔥 and just praying behind their computer screens. 🚨 Hot take alert! 🚨 If they crush that $1B goal, we're all gonna need to start leveling up our label game or risk being labeled as “irrelevant!” 🥴👽 Get ready, world! 👀💥 #SurgeAIorBUST