"Supreme Court says 'verify me' to Mississippi teens like it's a Tinder match ๐๐ฅ No cap, big vibes! ๐๐"
๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING: The Supreme Court has officially decided to *not* be the hero we wanted ๐ in the saga of Mississippi's social media age-verification law. That's right, the courtโs like โnah, broโ and let The Magnolia State do its thing. Mississippi's giving TikTokers the same treatment as a bouncer at a club: "ID, please!" ๐ธ๐ณ ๐ถ๐ So, from now on, your grandma and 8-year-old cousin are gonna need more than just an email to get into the cosmic rabbit hole of memes and chaos on social media! ๐๐ **Can we get a ๐ for parental consent?!** Meanwhile, NetChoice - a squad of tech giants that includes FB, Insta, and YouTube - is out here like, โBut our First Amendment rights!โ ๐ค๐คฆโโ๏ธ Letโs be real though, tech companies just want to keep serving us cringe TikTok dances and *possible future copyright lawsuits* without handling any pesky little kids. **โWhatโs next, Mississippi?โ** said a source close to the case (aka my cat). โAre we gonna require DMV-style selfies before using Snapchat filters?โ ๐ธ๐๐ฅ ๐ **Hot take:** In 5 years, weโll have a legal Tinder for age verification because social media is about to get WILDLY dystopian. Stonks or nope? Get your tinfoil hats ready! ๐ค๐ธ๐ฐ