🚨💥 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has officially decided to *not* be the hero we wanted 💔 in the saga of Mississippi's social media age-verification law. That's right, the court’s like “nah, bro” and let The Magnolia State do its thing. Mississippi's giving TikTokers the same treatment as a bouncer at a club: "ID, please!" 🍸💳 👶🛑 So, from now on, your grandma and 8-year-old cousin are gonna need more than just an email to get into the cosmic rabbit hole of memes and chaos on social media! 😂💀 **Can we get a 👏 for parental consent?!** Meanwhile, NetChoice - a squad of tech giants that includes FB, Insta, and YouTube - is out here like, “But our First Amendment rights!” 😤🤦‍♂️ Let’s be real though, tech companies just want to keep serving us cringe TikTok dances and *possible future copyright lawsuits* without handling any pesky little kids. **“What’s next, Mississippi?”** said a source close to the case (aka my cat). “Are we gonna require DMV-style selfies before using Snapchat filters?” 📸💔🔥 🚀 **Hot take:** In 5 years, we’ll have a legal Tinder for age verification because social media is about to get WILDLY dystopian. Stonks or nope? Get your tinfoil hats ready! 🤖🛸💰