🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: Google just got served a fresh slice of L 👀 S E R pizza, and honestly, it’s looking delicious over here! 🍕💔 The Supreme Court just hit the “NOPE” button on Google’s plea for a timeout, and now they’ve got LESS THAN TWO WEEKS to stop acting like a tech tyrant on their own turf. 🏰💰 Epic Games is out here playing 4D chess while Google is still trying to figure out how to turn on their PC (it's in the back on the left, guys, come on). 🤦‍♂️💻✨ In case you didn't get the memo, here’s what Google *has* to pull off in this high-stakes game of Hot Potato: 1️⃣ STOP shackling app developers with their cringe Play Billing system 2️⃣ LET developers spill the tea on better payment methods! ☕💸 3️⃣ ALLOW third-party downloads because who needs freedom? 🙄 4️⃣ LET developers set their own prices (stonks going up or down? We'll see! 📉📈) 5️⃣ CUT the shady deals that keep their app store on the throne. 👑 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We were just trying to establish our Netflix of apps – now we're getting roasted like a Thanksgiving turkey!” 😩🔥 So here’s my unhinged prediction: By the end of this war, Google will either turn into the ultimate open-source advocate or become a meme of the past—think “this is fine” dog but in a corporate boardroom! 🤡💀 Let the chaos ensue! 🚀 #EpicWin #GoogleTakeTheL