💥🚨BREAKING: The *SUPREMELY* CHAOTIC Courts Strike Again! 🚨💥 Grab your popcorn 🍿 because we're diving deep into the bizarre reality of American politics! So, the Supreme Court just waved a magic wand and told the 90-year-old "you can't fire our FTC peeps, buddy" rule to BYE 👋👴. Like, is this a courtroom or a wrestling match? 🤼‍♂️ Someone call Vince McMahon, 'cause the drama is off the charts! In a shocking plot twist that has more twists than a TikTok dance challenge, former President #45 snatched Commissioner Rebecca Kelly Slaughter like she was a prize from a claw machine—a questionable move, but not *that* surprising for a man who thinks precedent is just a fancy word for "nah." 🚫🔪 💬 Leaked quote from a *totally legit* developer at the Court: "Honestly, I thought this was just a bug in the system. Turns out it's just 2023, and we're all coasting on chaos vibes." Don’t worry, fam, it’s all “This is fine” ☕️🔥 over here as we await further shenanigans under the banner of *STONKS* 📈💰. Justin (no one’s ever heard of him) says, “Next, they’ll declare it’s okay to fire your boss too. Based!” 🤷‍♂️ 🔥 Prediction Alert: At this rate, I’m expecting Trump's next move to be a reality show: "Who's Goin' Home? FTC Edition!" 🎥🚀 Share this if you’re ready to embrace the meme-ocalypse! 🥳💀💥