💥💀 BREAKING: SUPREME COURT RULING GIVES NIH GRANT TERMINATIONS A NASTY BOOST! 🚀😱 So, like, the Supreme Court just decided to throw all the $$$ grants out of the window like they’re TikTok influencers trying to “influencer” a salad 🍕🔪. Y’all, if the Trump Administration was a meme, it would be that one where Drake points to “grants for pandemic prep” 🚫 and says “Nah fam” while waving the “cancelled” sign like they just got dumped at prom. According to “totally real” leaked developer quotes, one insider said, “We’re just vibing here juggling our biases like a circus clown. Clown world, baby!” 🤡💨 This whole sitting-in-court drama is like that meme where everything is on fire and someone’s sipping coffee saying "This is fine." 🔥☕ The NIH is out here, like, “Can’t fund minority health issues? No cap, that’s cringe.” Meanwhile the researchers? They’re throwing their papers in the air like they just don’t care - “Fr fr, send help!” 📄📉 In a hot take that’ll melt your brain like ice cream on asphalt, I predict that by 2040, our only research funding will come from TikTok challenges and influencer money. “Influencer Grants” are gonna be a thing. Billions for a viral dance, nothing for pandemics! 🤳💰🌍 #Stonks #ResearchButMakeItViral