🚨🌕 Hey, fellow night owls and star-chasers! Are you ready for some cosmic shenanigans? 🌌💫 Next Monday, get your telescopes and TikToks ready because the SUPERMOON is back, and it’s about to flex on our boring little planet like it’s the new iPhone drop! 📱✨ That’s right, fam! This is the first of **FOUR** (yes, count 'em, 1-2-3-4) supermoons racing towards us like they’re trying to snatch that coveted “best view” from the sky! 🚀💰💥 NASA’s sayin’ it's like the moon said, “I wanna be seen!” at a whopping 226,000 miles away, which is basically your ex's excuses—WAY too close for comfort! 😏👀 🎤 *“Dude, I just want the moon to beam at me like I’m the main character in a rom-com,”* says some imaginary NASA intern who's definitely not watching Euphoria instead. 😂💀 So grab your friends, throw on your best night sky-watching outfits (think “Drake pointing” but make it fashionable), and catch this lunar flex—because let’s be real, if you don’t post a pic of it, did it even happen? 😬📸 Prediction time: By 2025, we’ll ALL be getting monthly alerts on “Moon Drops” like they’re curated Spotify playlists! Strap in, peeps—#Supermoon2023 is about to drop like it’s hot! 🔥👽🌕💣