👀💥 AHHHHH! Earthlings! 🚀📸 Grab your telescopes and/or overpriced binoculars because the *SUPERMOON* is about to crash your OCTOBER night like an uninvited influencer! 🌕✨ 📅 **Mark your calendars for Oct. 6** because the moon is coming in hotter than a TikTok trend that won't die. NASA’s science wizards 🤓🧙‍♂️ say this celestial ball of cheese 🍕 is gonna be 226,000 miles away from your couch (yikes! Time to hit that gym, fam! 🏋️‍♂️), making it look like your ex—distant yet omnipresent. 🛸 Did someone say *four consecutive supermoons?* You heard that right! It’s like the moon is dropping a new series like a Netflix show that’s not worth your time, but you binge anyway out of sheer chaos! 👾 Leaked developer quote: “I told my boss it’s just the moon doing moon things, but he was like 'Stonks' and now I have to promote the moon?!” 💸💀 🔥 Hot take: If the moon doesn’t leave our social media feed on fire like a viral dance challenge, is it EVEN a supermoon? 🌌💃 So, grab your friends, take those cringe selfies, and prepare your best moon memes because this glow-up isn’t just celestial; it’s gonna be EPIC. 🥳🔥 BLESS UP for that cosmic glow, y’all! 🌙💅 #SupermoonSzn #ByeByeSleep