🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF SERVER SORROWS! Supermicro just gave us the biggest *cringe alert* 💀 of the year! Their earnings report is a straight-up meme template – "This is fine," except the house is on fire and the fire is made of declining profits! 🔥🏠💔 💰 They posted 41 cents per share when Wall Street was like "I thought we said 45 cents?!?!" 🤡 So naturally, their stock decided to do a faceplant and took a one-way trip down the stonks 🚀📉. Someone check if it's okay? #PrayForSupermicro 💔 Developer quotes leaked during the earnings call: "Bro, I thought we were innovating. Turns out, we just rebranded disappointment." 😂 Fr fr, Supermicro was like “AI is the future!” and NOW it feels like “AI is the future… of failure.” 🤖💩 Keep crying 🥲 because the guidance for next quarter is so dull, it makes watching paint dry feel like watching an action movie! 🎬💤 Hot take: In 5 years, Supermicro will pivot to building low-cost garden gnomes because at least the sales wouldn’t crash harder than their stocks! 🌱👾 #FutureGnomeGurus #WeWuzRobbed