🎉🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Supermicro's BMC Firmware Got HACKED! 🤡💀 Yo fam, hold onto your keyboards because **TWO** new vulnerabilities just dropped in Supermicro's BMC firmware, and it's looking like a RICO case for our digital security! 💔🚨 Imagine a malicious firmware update creeping into your server like that one ex who just won’t leave you alone - cringe, fr fr! These bugs (aka the digital equivalent of a soggy pizza) let attackers slide through vital security checks like they're on the express lane of the stonks highway. 🚀💰 We've got hackers out here acting like galaxy brain geniuses, combining cryptographic signatures with vibes like “this is fine” 😂. 🎤🗣️ **Leaked dev quote:** "It’s like using a banana as a wrench! 🤦‍♂️ We're just out here making DIY security tools and praying to the gods of the Internet!” 🙏 Remember folks, when your security is based on "trust", you might as well be trusting your houseplant to guard your stash. 🌱👀 And if you're still clinging to your ol' BMC like it’s a life preserver on the Titanic? 🚢 Prepare to faceplant into the fiery depths of the cyber abyss! 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 2024, Supermicro will just start giving free patches wrapped in LOLcats memes. Many will dodge the update like their career depends on it (it does). 😜🤖💀