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"Super Micro: Up 7.5% but still LMFAO'ing at those $6B dreams πŸ’ΈπŸ“‰ After hours got us like: πŸ˜±πŸ’€ #EpicFail"

August 05, 2025
2 days ago
Techmeme
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πŸš¨πŸ’” **SUPER MICRO CRASHES HARDER THAN A DAD ON A DANCE FLOOR!** πŸ’”πŸš¨ LISTEN UP, tech gang! Super Micro just dropped their Q4 revenue report like it’s the latest sad breakup song. πŸ™ƒπŸŽ€ β€œOhhh, we made $5.76B, but our stonk predictions were more like β€˜stoinks’! We were aiming for $6.01B but instead landed smack in the dumpster fire.” πŸ”₯πŸ’© πŸ’ΈπŸ“‰ After-hours trading apparently turned into an absolute THUNDERDOME, with shares plummeting 14% like they just saw their ex on Tinder! YIKES! πŸ€‘πŸ˜‚ But wait, there's more! πŸ€–πŸ’¬ Leaked dev quotes say: β€œWe thought our servers were super, but turns out they’re just micro.” πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ”§ WHO IN THE NERD-FLAVORED HECK is forecasting a glow up when you just tanked your fiscal outlook?? C’mon, fam! πŸš€ πŸ§ πŸ–– This is fine *meme face* right here, friends. πŸ˜€πŸ’” Meanwhile, Super Micro is playing hide and seek with their sales forecast like it’s some cringe TikTok challenge. πŸ€³πŸ’© πŸ”₯ **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT:** In a last-ditch effort, Super Micro will pivot to making artisanal gluten-free RAM! Yes, you heard it here first! πŸ’ͺ🍞 #StayWoke #TechStonks πŸ’°

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#Super Micro#revenue#earnings report#fiscal forecast#stock drop
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