🚨💔 **SUPER MICRO CRASHES HARDER THAN A DAD ON A DANCE FLOOR!** 💔🚨 LISTEN UP, tech gang! Super Micro just dropped their Q4 revenue report like it’s the latest sad breakup song. 🙃🎤 “Ohhh, we made $5.76B, but our stonk predictions were more like ‘stoinks’! We were aiming for $6.01B but instead landed smack in the dumpster fire.” 🔥💩 💸📉 After-hours trading apparently turned into an absolute THUNDERDOME, with shares plummeting 14% like they just saw their ex on Tinder! YIKES! 🤡😂 But wait, there's more! 🤖💬 Leaked dev quotes say: “We thought our servers were super, but turns out they’re just micro.” 🤦‍♂️🔧 WHO IN THE NERD-FLAVORED HECK is forecasting a glow up when you just tanked your fiscal outlook?? C’mon, fam! 🚀 🧠🖖 This is fine *meme face* right here, friends. 😤💔 Meanwhile, Super Micro is playing hide and seek with their sales forecast like it’s some cringe TikTok challenge. 🤳💩 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT:** In a last-ditch effort, Super Micro will pivot to making artisanal gluten-free RAM! Yes, you heard it here first! 💪🍞 #StayWoke #TechStonks 💰