🎮🚀 🍄 ATTENTION GAMERS! LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE! 🍄🚀🎮 Okay, listen up, fam. Nintendo has decided to throw us back into the Matrix with a MEGA re-release of Super Mario Galaxy on the Switch 2, and honestly? It's a dime-a-dozen move! 🤡💀 Someone shoot Bowser because this feels like the same old pizza reheat from 2007. Like LEGO Mario: 🤔 WHY can’t we have more? I mean, we could've had: **Super Mario Galaxy: Multiverse Edition** aka Mario in a showdown with Rick and Morty, or Mario considering therapy because Peach keeps getting kidnapped! But nah, let's just reskin the classics and call it a day. YAWN! 😴💤 Leaked quote from an anonymous Nintendo dev: "Honestly, we thought this was just a cash grab. Don’t tell anyone." 💰👀 Drake is like, “NOPE” when it comes to these plain re-releases! 🥴🚫 Some of y’all are out here acting like this is stonks-worthy news. This is fine. 🔥 If we don’t see a full-blown Mario Battle Royale with power-ups and ridiculous skins in the next release, I'm throwing my Switch into a black hole. 🔥🕳️ Prediction: By 2025, Mario will be more of a meme than a game. 🥲🔥💀 Brace yourselves! #MarioIsOverParty 💔🗑️