🎉🚀 BREAKING NEWS: Nintendo just dropped a bombshell that’ll make you scream “LET’S GOOO!” louder than your mom when she finds your dirty laundry! Super Mario Bros. Wonder is about to level up on the Switch 2, and the vibes are so high it’s giving me galaxy brain! 🤯💥 👀💧 So, guess what? They’re adding MULTIPLAYER MODES that’ll have your family fighting like cats and dogs over who’s the best coin collector in Bellabel Park! 🪙✨ THAT’S RIGHT, folks, you can now compete in epic Bob-omb relay races or serve your friends a mouthful of donut blocks (loved it in Mario Kart, hate it IRL) 🍩🔥 One dev was overheard saying, "We vomited up our nostalgia and added sparkle emojis to everything. 🤡💀" CAN I GET A “BRUH”? They’re even selling a plush of that annoyingly adorable flower. Because why not? It's 2023, mate. 🎎💰 But hold up! Can we talk about the fact that Mario is STILL trying to save his princess? It’s giving “she’s in another castle” SO HARD. 😤👉 Meanwhile, the new gameplay? It’ll probably require you to have a second Switch because why not capitalize on your bank account? 💸💔 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2040, Mario will be saving Princess Peach from the clutches of an evil NFT! Y’all better get your wallets ready! 🚀💀👾 #MarioIsReal #Switch2SeetheAndCope