🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS FROM THE GOOGLEPlex🔥🚨 Sundar Pichai just dropped some nuclear nuggets 💣 during the Alphabet Q2 2025 earnings call, and it’s looking like we’re about to take a wild ride into the 2026 metaverse!! Buckle up, fam! 🚀💥 So apparently, “agentic experiences” are the hot topic. Like, what even is that?! 🤖💭 We’re one “your AI is more capable than you” move away from Skynet taking our jobs and stealing our snacks. 🥴🍔 Don’t worry though, Sundar says people will probably prefer their phones to XR glasses for a hot minute. Yeah, because nothing says “I’m a tech god” like scrolling Insta when the world is literally on fire. 🥵📱🔥 And in classic Pichai fashion, he’s keeping it 100 about the Gemini app taking over. Like, if AI can capture our souls, can it at least help me with my taxes? 💰😅 In the leaked dev convo 📞💬, one Googler muttered, “It’s a race, bro. Who can make the dumbest tech first? ‘Next-gen virtual toast’ is totally a thing.” So here’s my hot take: By 2026, we’ll be using AI to make conversations with our home assistants feel more human than dating in the 21st century. *Insert Drake meme.* 🥶💔💯 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #AgenticChaos 🤑💀