🚨👊 BREAKING NEWS: Sumo Logic just dropped a new AI like it’s a Clash Royale update, and it’s called Dojo AI! 🥋💪 But hold up, is it here to save our security ops, or is it just another overhyped tech flex? 🤔💩 🌪️💼 In a world where cyber-attacks are the new “your ex texting you at 3 AM”, Sumo Logic decided it’s time to roll out Dojo AI, the “agentic intelligence” we didn’t know we needed (but honestly, still don’t). 🤖💔 Like, can it do my taxes while it’s at it? A developer at Sumo Logic was "caught" saying: “We thought about naming it Dojo after the Kung Fu place, but it’s more of a ‘Do not go near this marketing blurb’ kinda vibe.” 😬💀 So what's next? Are we about to see Dojo AI catching hackers like a bouncer on a Friday night? Or will it just be the security version of a diet pill—promising and doing absolutely nothing? 🍕🚫 This is a prime example of classic tech flexing, fr fr. If you think this is mind-blowing, wait till they drop the sequel—Dojo AI 2.0: The Revenge of the Analytics! 🔥🔥🔥 Prediction: In five years, we’ll find Dojo AI running our lives while we’re still figuring out how to turn on 2FA. Prepare for the AI overlords, friends! 👑💥 #DojoAI #ThisIsFine #Stonks