🔥BREAKING: Sumble’s Launches & Your Wallet Weeps!🔥💸 Yo fam, gather ‘round! On today’s episode of “Startups Trying to Sound Smart,” we got Sumble, which just bagged a whopping $38.5 MILLY to launch their AI-powered go-to-market intelligence platform, whatever that even means 🤡. You know what it REALLY is? Just a fancy way to say they’re gonna help you sell more stuff and make your boss yell at you less. Stonks? More like, “Boooorrring!” 💤💸 👀 “We’re enhancing integrations with sales and marketing tools,” said their CEO Anthony Goldbloom, probably while sipping overpriced coffee. ☕️#NotImpressed. I mean, that’s like saying “I’m adding sprinkles to my very bland donut” 🤦‍♂️. This is like if ChatGPT went to business school and forgot to take its meds. 🤖💊 But hey, here’s a wild prediction: in 2025, we’ll be replacing sales teams with AI and they’ll be out there selling personalized anxiety to small business owners! 😂👩‍💼 So hit share if you think this is all just one big cringe-fest of investment chaos! 💥🚀 Let’s make Sumble the meme it never wanted to be! 💯💀