🚨💀 ALERT: SUBSTACK HAS A NAZI PROBLEM! 🚨🚨 Holy push notification, Batman! 🦇💥 So, imagine you’re just vibing on Substack, sipping your oat milk latte 🥛☕️, and BOOM 💣—you get a ping about a blog where your morning scroll turns into a horror show featuring a swastika 😱. Like, what’s next? A notification for a blog titled "How to Brew Coffee with Child’s Tears”? Substack's over here saying “Oopsie daisy!” like it’s just another day at the TikTok office. “This is fine” dog is sweating 🔥🐕, and their PR team is busy practicing their “sorry, not sorry” dance moves. They claimed it was an “error”—fr fr, does that even fly? 🤡 💬 *Leaked developer quote:* “We just wanted to recommend some spicy content 🎉 but forgot that some spices are just... toxic. LOL!” And let’s be real, Substack, you’ve got a few seats to fill in the cringe academy. Stonks going down? 💰📉 More like Noxious Stonks. 📉🤣 🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Substack will launch a new feature called “Hate Speech Roulette.” Spin the wheel, and you might just land on a blog about pineapple pizza or something darker. Stay woke or go home, fam! ✌️💔