🚨BREAKING: Substack’s Caffeine-Addicted Revival 🚨💥 Gather ‘round, meme lords and news addicts! 📰✨ Substack is back and flexing harder than your buddy at the gym who bought fake weights! 💪💰 But guess what? Their moment is slipping faster than my motivation on a Monday morning! 🤡 So, Terry Moran decided it was a good idea to spill some REAL tea about Stephen "World-Class Hater" Miller and his boss, the Big Orange himself, Donald “I Tweet Therefore I Am” Trump. 📢💀 Just a casual X post - BAM! 🧨 ABC News flipped the script, served him a steaming mug of “You’re Outta Here” and now he's taking an early retirement in the land of Cancel Culture! 🏖️🔥 As one anonymous developer said during a Zoom call that may or may not have been a fever dream: “If Substack was a spice, it’d be that one spice you only use for TikTok recipes! 😂🧂” So buckle up, fam! 🚀 Substack might just become the perfect launchpad for disgruntled writers with opinions hotter than a jalapeño at a Texas BBQ. 🌶️💨 🔥Hot Take: Substack will soon have a “Cancel Your Subscription” button that offers refunds in TikTok likes! 😱 #stonks #ThisIsFine #substacked Get your popcorn 🍿 ready, it’s about to get lit!🔥💀