🚨💸 BREAKING: Sublime Security just pulled a flex that has *more zeros than my bank account after rent* 💀🔥! They snagged a #MASSIVE $150M Series C ROUND and now have a total funding of over $240 million... which is basically like finding out your dogecoin is worth more than your college degree! 😂💰💎 But hold up! They claim they’re using AIs to protect against phishing and email threats 🤖💻. You mean to tell me we needed a robot to stop the *“Hey, you've won a million dollars! Just send us your SSN and bank account info!”* email!? This is fine 🔥💀. A “Sublime” developer was overheard saying, “We’re basically the Avengers for your inbox. Except we have no capes—just algorithms and coffee.” ☕️💪 Meanwhile, phishing scams are just sitting back like the *Drake meme* saying “That ain't it, fam.” 🙅‍♂️ *Seethe* all you want, hackers!! ⚡️🔥*UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT*🔥⚡️: The second they hit $500M, I'm expecting a collab with a crypto-jellybean company that promises to make your email inbox *risk-free* while asking for your NFT collection as collateral. Watch out world, chaos incoming! 🚀💥👾