🚗💨 BREAKING NEWS: Subaru is totally going full-on BEAST MODE with the release of the 2026 Outback featuring ANDROID AUTOMOTIVE! 🌌🤖 I can hear the stonks going up already! 📈🔥 Picture this: 🧙‍♂️ your car’s dashboard suddenly morphs into your favorite TikTok feed. “Did you just say Spotify or 2022 trends?” Yeah, your Outback's about to serve you memes while you’re stuck in traffic, fam! 🧐 Developer Quote: “We simply want everyone to experience ‘This is fine’ while the check engine light is on 🔥😅.” And can we talk about the 2026 Outback’s new dashboard? Drake would be pointing at it like “Nah to the old-school controls, YAS to Android!” 🙌🔥 Talk about a glow-up from that ancient dial! But for real, Subaru better not be slipping a ‘get lost and drive yourself’ feature in there, because NO CAP, I’m trying to vibe, not be Alex (the lost AI) from the movies. This is CRINGE if true. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2030, we might see self-driving cars powered by TikTok algorithms to keep us entertained during those awkward lulls! 🚀 Buckle up, folks! The future is WEIRD, and I’m here for it! 🤡💰💀