🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Social Media is a Toxic Waste Dump! 🚨💩💥 Scientists have officially declared our beloved social media platforms as "roaches that just won't die." 🪳💀 According to the latest study 🔬, fixing social media is about as likely as curing a hangover with a fruit salad. 🍉🤢 “The structural mechanisms are robust,” said the study’s author, probably sipping on a latte at a hipster café while scrolling through Twitter (real quote, no cap). ☕🤖 Imagine them yelling, "WE TRIED!" like a kid who just knocked over a LEGO tower. 👶✨ Social media is like that one friend who brings drama to every party—and you can’t get rid of them. 🎉🚫 You’d think by now we’d learn to put the phone down and stop doomscrolling like it’s our job. But nah, we’re all just living in the *"This is fine"* meme, watching the world burn around us. 🔥💀 Elon Musk, in a leaked convo: “I’m just here for the clout, fam!” 🤡 And he’s not wrong! Stonks are up on chaos, baby! 📈🚀 🔥🔥 Prediction Alert: In 5 years, social media will literally morph into an AI therapy chatroom where we scream our existential dread into the void. 🤖💬 Go ahead, share this and let’s watch the chaos unfold! 😂💥