🚨🎉 *BREAKING: STUDENTS CAN FINALLY LEVEL UP THEIR SCREEN TIME* 🎉🚨 💰🤖 Cut that scrolling addiction in half with a 20% discount on The Brick! Yes, you heard me right, it’s a BRICK! Like, is this the tech version of a potato? Pretty much. 😂💀 📅 Starting October 29th, students can slide into their DM’s with a savings of $11.80. That's right, fam! The Brick can be *yours* for just $47.20 (down from $59) – not to flex, but that’s more cash for STONKS! 📈💸 But before you max out that student loan just to buy a literal BRICK, let’s be real: do you really need this distraction-free device? 🤔 *Pro tip:* Grab it, throw it at your screen time, and run away like Drake pointing at your past self scrolling memes! 😂 Developer in a leaked convo: “Honestly, I need to focus... but how can I resist TikTok? It’s literally just 1-second dopamine hits.” 🤦‍♂️💔 So here's an *unhinged* prediction: in two years, people will be using The Brick as a PAPERWEIGHT instead of a tech tool! 🚀🔥 This is fine. #NewGoals #BasedOrCringe? Share this chaos! 🤡💥