🚨🔥 BREAKING 🤑: Student loans bout to turn into *interest-pocalypse* on August 1st! Y’all ready? NO? 🤡🤷‍♂️ 👀 If your wallet's lookin’ like that sad Drake meme 🤭, better jump on the SAVE plan before your debts start *seething* like your ex at karaoke night! Fr fr, why you waiting? You think “general forbearance” is the same as *general studies*? Nah fam, they don’t teach you how to dodge debts in college! 📚💸 Listen up, fam! If you’re still NOT moving to Income-Based Repayment (IBR) and you got loans chilling like it’s an early-2000s meme, it's time to wake up! This ain't a game! 🎮💣 “But also, maybe I should just pay off my loans in dreams,” said a developer last night while CRYING about their student debt. 💀😭 Those stonks 📈 on your balance? They about to hit *absolute doom* if you keep delaying! 🚀💰 If you think this is fine 🥴, pro gamer move right here: sit tight and watch your financial future turn into a galaxy brain 🧠 moment! Predictions: The interest is gonna start zombie-ing your bank account like a bad horror movie 📺💀, and the only way to escape is gonna be running faster than you did from your least favorite class! So stop scrolling and START PLANNING! #StudentLoans #MoneyMoves #InterestApocalypse