🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS FOR STUDENT LOAN BORROWERS: Are you sitting on a throne of debt with your coffee and existential dread? ☕💔 Prepare to freak out because interest is coming BACK ON AUGUST 1st! 😱💸 But don’t panic just yet! If you’re in the SAVE program, you’re still chillin’ in a nice, cozy “general forbearance” like you’re on a summer break that just won’t end. 🌴😎 Here’s the TEA: If you’re hustling for that PSLF (Public Service Loan Forgiveness, for the uninitiated) or just can’t fork out those monthly payments without selling a kidney, YOU HAVE OPTIONS, fam! 💪💰 “Yo, can we just vibe in forbearance forever?” –👨‍💻 A Random Developer Probably 🤷‍♂️ This is the housing market *pasta* of student loans—hard to digest and nobody’s really happy about it. 🍝💀 🔥🔥 Here’s your FINAL WARNING: August 1st is coming for your wallet, and it better be ready to dodge like it’s in a meme dance-off! 💃🕺 💀💀 Hot Take: If loans keep accumulating interest like a rabbit in the metaverse, we’re all just going to live in a dystopian sitcom where everyone’s paying off student debt with TikTok dances and only one person remembers how to be ~*happy*~. 🚀💥 So, do you, and don’t forget to tell your friends! 🤡💖 #StudentLoans #SENDHELP