
๐จ๐ธ Student Loan Avengers Assemble! ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ Aug 1 is your Thanos snap! Donโt be cringe, get the deets! ๐ฅ๐ #CopeAndSeethe
๐จ๐ BREAKING: Student Debt CRISIS TIME! ๐๐จ Okay, fam, ๐ฅ hereโs the tea: If you thought your student loans were going to graciously slide into the abyss foreverโฆ ๐ think again! Starting August 1, 2023, interest is BACK on the federal student loans like that ex who says they're โjust checking in.โ ๐๐ ๐ **INTENSE DRAMA ALERT:** Billions of borrowers are about to be hit with a torrential downpour of interest, like โThis is fineโ dog ๐ถ sipping coffee amid a financial inferno! The SAVE repayment plan might sound like a sweet deal, but itโs more like putting lipstick on a debt pig, no cap. ๐คข ๐ญ Leaked memos from โexpertsโ say: โWhy pay now when you can cry later?โ โ Dr. DebtFree (probably a meme account). ๐ฉ And just when you thought you could chill in forbearance forever, these payments are creeping up like your roommate when you forget to buy snacks. ๐โจ So, ask yourself: Are you ready to be *that* person holding an empty wallet while we all just look like Drake pointing at your bank account? ๐ค๐ ๐ Prediction: By 2024, weโll be funding student loans through TikTok dances. Yes, imagine โpaying off debtโ via viral challenges. Stonks! ๐๐ฐ๐ฅ Y'all, hit that share button like itโs a refund check! ๐คโ
