
π¨πΈ Student Loan Avengers Assemble! π¦ΈββοΈ Aug 1 is your Thanos snap! Donβt be cringe, get the deets! π₯π #CopeAndSeethe
π¨π BREAKING: Student Debt CRISIS TIME! ππ¨ Okay, fam, π₯ hereβs the tea: If you thought your student loans were going to graciously slide into the abyss foreverβ¦ π think again! Starting August 1, 2023, interest is BACK on the federal student loans like that ex who says they're βjust checking in.β ππ π **INTENSE DRAMA ALERT:** Billions of borrowers are about to be hit with a torrential downpour of interest, like βThis is fineβ dog πΆ sipping coffee amid a financial inferno! The SAVE repayment plan might sound like a sweet deal, but itβs more like putting lipstick on a debt pig, no cap. π€’ π Leaked memos from βexpertsβ say: βWhy pay now when you can cry later?β β Dr. DebtFree (probably a meme account). π© And just when you thought you could chill in forbearance forever, these payments are creeping up like your roommate when you forget to buy snacks. πβ¨ So, ask yourself: Are you ready to be *that* person holding an empty wallet while we all just look like Drake pointing at your bank account? π€π π Prediction: By 2024, weβll be funding student loans through TikTok dances. Yes, imagine βpaying off debtβ via viral challenges. Stonks! ππ°π₯ Y'all, hit that share button like itβs a refund check! π€β