🚨BREAKING NEWS in the WILD WORLD of TICKET SELLING!🚨 StubHub, the site that once made you pay $500 for a $50 concert ticket (real stonks move 🤑💸), is BACK on the IPO grind after catching some ZZZs in April! 😴💤 Apparently, they *woke up* and realized they could make some cash too, aiming to go public in SEPTEMBER. That's right, ticket scalpers, the *sellout* season is upon us! 🎤🔥 In a totally *unbiased* report (👀), they just dropped their pro forma lie—er, prospectus—showing a RADICAL 10% revenue bump YoY, causing investors to do the “Drake pointing” meme toward their wallets! 💵💥 “We are ecstatic to flood the market with overpriced QR codes!” said one imaginary StubHub developer in a leaked chat. “This is fine.” (Just like that puppy in the burning house meme 😅🔥). Who needs a consistent business model when you can just slap ‘IPO’ on everything? 🤡 So, mark your calendars, folks! StubHub is coming in hot 🥵 this September, ready to make you feel like a 1st edition Pikachu card—super rare and painfully overpriced. My hot take? 🚀 They’ll end up like WeWork, but with WAY more sad concert stories!💀💔