🚨💳💥 HOT IPO ALERT: StubHub is like that kid who says they’ll finally start studying… but only after they binge the entire season of *Stranger Things*! 🎢👾 That’s right, folks! StubHub has resurrected its IPO plans like a zombie on TikTok trying to become a vlogger. They filed their S-1 again, and all of Wall Street just said, “YAAAS, STONKS!” 🚀📈💰 But then… “NO CAP, hold my coffee!” as they slammed the brakes because of tariffs or whatever. This is the tech equivalent of your mom pulling the Wi-Fi plug mid-game! 😱⛓️ Our inside source, who may or may not be a virtual reality potato 🥔💻, says: “We’re just trying to sell tickets, but the market’s a wild ride, so we keep ducking and dodging like it’s a game of dodgeball against Wall Street!” Brrrrraap! With an estimated $1B on the line, they’re about to drop like the latest mixtape from your favorite SoundCloud rapper. 🎤🔥 And honestly? If StubHub doesn't throw this IPO party next month, I might just start selling tickets to my cat's TikTok channel. 😿🌟 Prediction: By 2025, StubHub tickets will be your hottest NFT. You heard it here first - this is the future, no cap. 🏆💁‍♂️