🚨🚨 ALERT! STUBHUB GOES IPO-PING!!! 💰✨ Get ready to pay a microscopic fortune for overpriced tickets TO YOUR OWN BANK ACCOUNTS! LFG! 🤑🔥 According to Bloomberg (no, not your grandma's gossip column), StubHub is *FINALLY* pricing its IPO at $23.50/share. 🤡 That's right folks, you can be one of the chosen few who own a slice of this virtual ticket overlord with a shiny market cap of $8.6 BILLION! 🤑📈 Leaked developer quote: “We priced it at the midpoint because we know people will still pay for a ticket to see their fave band even if they’re playing in a dumpster. Honestly, *this is fine*.” 🤣💀 So, what’s it gonna be—invest in StubHub or keep pretending you don’t follow resellers on TikTok? 📉 Drake pointing but in reverse, ‘Cause we’re all just gonna be making Stonks memes when this thing booms or BLOOMS 😂🌸 And here’s the hot take: in 3 years, StubHub will own 90% of ALL human entertainment experiences. THAT includes live births. 👶💥 Mark my words. Share this if you wanna join the ride to TICKET HEAVEN! 😂📅🚀