🚨🔮🎉 Y’all, today’s Wordle is about to hit different! 💥 Are you tired of scrolling through boring hints like they’re your ex's DMs? 😤💔 Well, buckle up because Wordle #1596 is here and it’s THIRSTY for your attention! 👀🔥 First off, I must say, while these clues are spicier than a mild salsa, they still make me feel like I’m watching paint dry. 🥱💤 Did I just get a hint or do I need to check the latest episode of 'This is Fine'? 🤔🔥 Wordle is basically the “Netflix & chill” of brain workouts but with a side of existential dread. 🤖💀 “What’s today’s answer?” you ask. Well, put down your avocado toast 🥑🍞 and stop thorny scrolling! We got you, fam. Today’s starter word is STILL “RANDO” – because we all know you just put in whatever pops up in your brain! 🤡💥 Our leaked source 🕵️‍♂️, who might or might not be a guy in my basement, said: “Why do I even bother? I could just as easily be solving the riddle of life.” Here’s your hot take: Wordle will eventually become so popular, we’ll have people holding Wordle parties where the cake is just five-letter words! 🎂🔤 GET READY FOR THE WORDLE-VERSE, PEOPLE! 🚀💰 #Stonks #MemeLord