🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE AVIAN FRONT 🚨: SQUIRRELS VS. BIRD FEEDERS 2025! 🐦💥 Okay, fam, listen up! If you thought the biggest enemy of birds was pollution or climate change, nah, it’s just those little nut-stealing fiends—the squirrels! 🐿️💀 Time to dive into the chaotic world of “How to Keep Squirrels Off Your Bird Feeders” because these furry thugs are taking over your backyard like a TikTok dance challenge! 💃🕺 1️⃣ First off, just put up a giant squirrel-proof cage! Like, if they can’t even get in, they’ll be seething harder than your friend who still uses Internet Explorer! 🥴💻 2️⃣ Use spicy pepper flakes! 😍🌶️ I mean, let’s make those dudes regret even thinking about a snack, right? It’s like the ultimate “stay mad” move. 3️⃣ And for the BIG BRAIN move, install a slingshot on your feeder. 💪🚀 “What’s that? You thought you could eat my bird feed? Nope! Your nuts now belong to my yard!” 🧙‍♂️ Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, if these squirrels tried harder, they’d join the next tech startup and take over the world. But for now, it's all about the feed and the memes. #NoCap" 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2026, squirrels will hack into your WiFi to steal your bird seeds, and you’ll be like, “This is fine.” 🤡💰 Stonks? More like squirrel-stonks! 🐿️💸 #GetRekt