🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Strong by Form is about to show off their “ultralight engineered wood” at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, and honestly, it’s giving me the vapors, fam! 🪵💨 💰 But wait, before you close that tab and scroll TikTok for cat memes, lemme break it down! 🌍 Did you know that buildings are basically carbon-emitting demons? 😈 They’re serving up 11% of our planet’s CO2 buffet, according to the World Green Building Council. *This is fine* 🌭🔥 Imagine a world where buildings are made of wood that’s lighter than your hopes and dreams! 🤯🌲 You could probably lift a whole apartment complex with just your pinky finger! 💪😂 “Why build with concrete when you can build with *tree magic*?” said some random developer we imagine exists. “Plus, much less chance of a lumberjack joining the Zoom call and asking, ‘What are we doing with all this wood?’” 🪓💻 But let’s keep it 100: is this just another trend that’ll end up being cringe? 🤔💀 Or are we on the brink of a galaxy brain revolution in construction? 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 10 years, your house will be a sentient tree that charges you rent while whispering sweet nothings about sustainability. 🌳💵 *Now go ahead and share this with the squad or else you’re doing carbon emissions wrong!* 😜🚀