🚨💰 BIG BUCKS ALERT! 💰🚨 In a move that’s the financial equivalent of slapping a “Bitcoin Accepted Here” sticker on your grandma’s retirement fund, Strive, the Bitcoin-obsessed baby company co-founded by Vivek Ramaswamy (who can’t seem to stop turning all his dreams into financial schemes), just dropped a MONSTER punch with its $1.34 BILLION acquisition of Semler Scientific. Yep, the medical device peeps who decided holding Bitcoin is the new “investing in NFTs of your cat's selfies” trend. 😂💎✨ Strive is like that kid at school who shows up to class with a new Tesla, flaunting their Bitcoin treasury like it’s a rare Pokémon card. Pokémon ain’t got nothing on this beast, though! 🚀 But wait, is it a smart move? Or just a "this is fine" meme waiting to happen? 🔥💀 “Honestly, I thought we were just collecting Bitcoin like Beanie Babies,” one *totally real* Strive dev said as they stressed about leaving their day job in crypto to work for Semler. 🤖🤷‍♂️ And here’s a hot take: Next thing you know, Apple will start accepting Bitcoin for iPhone pre-orders! Imagine a world where you trade your life savings for the latest overpriced gadget. STONKS! 📈💸 So, what’s next? Bitcoin-infused stethoscopes? I’m here for it! 😂💀 SHARE if you too want to invest in crypto-clinics!