🚨💔 STRIPE: WE’VE GOT A SITCH! 💔🚨 So, here's the tea 🫖: Stripe, the financial overlord of your favorite indie game payments, just went full-on cringe. 😱 Apparently, their customer service agents were out here claiming that LGBTQ+ products are a NO GO! 🚫🌈 Breathe in, breathe out. This is NOT a drill! Picture this: a poor soul calls up Stripe, ready to pay for that rainbow glittery pixel art game, only to hear, "Sorry, that’s against our morals!" 🤡🤦‍♂️ Like, literally WHO at Stripe woke up and said "Yeah, let’s ban glitter." Stripe eventually slapped our faces with a *huge* apology. Casey Becker from the PR team was like, “We didn’t mean to sound like awkward uncles at a family BBQ.” 😬💀 Can we fire their customer support team and hire some *actual* gamers instead? #Based Meanwhile, angry creators are throwing fists (or just really intense DMs) at Stripe. Imagine the absolute chaos of your favorite developers unrestrained—like a toddler unleashed in a candy store! 🍬🔥 Hot take: If Stripe doesn't get its act together, they’ll be playing in the *gutter* of the finance world while others stack their stonks! 💰🚀 #ThisIsFine...until it’s not! 💀✨