
💰 Streamline AI just snagged $8.6M! 🚀 Now lawyers can chill while bots do the paperwork. No cap! 🔥🤑
🚨💸 ALERT: Streamline AI just bagged $8.6 million to *supposedly* solve your legal team's “hold my coffee” manual processes! 🤖💼 #Stonks In case you thought the legal world was all suits and no tech – BOY, were you *wrong*. 😂🤡 These folks just took a giant leap into the AI abyss, like “This is fine” but with spreadsheets instead of fire 🔥. I mean, fr fr, they must've looked at lawyers struggling with admin tasks and said, “Yeah, this is a mood.” 😩 👀 Here’s a *totally real* leaked convo I overheard in the office: Dev 1: “How do we justify this funding?” Dev 2: “By telling them we’re making legal practices ‘streamlined’... or something 🤷♂️." Dev 1: “Bro, we’re literally just putting a fancy label on their procrastination!” 💀 So, while the investors are out here drooling over their “innovative solution,” we’re left wondering if automated emails really count as “transformation.” But hey, who am I to judge? If it helps lawyers stop printing a billion pages, I’m all for it! 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2 years, we’ll have AI so advanced, it’ll be giving legal advice from a TikTok account – and lawyers will STILL refuse to accept it. 🚀💥 Mark my words!