🚨🎉 Y’ALL, LEND ME YOUR EARS! 🎉🚨 Get READY ’cause FREAKIER FRIDAY is about to drop on DISNEY+ and it’s NOT on a FREAKING Friday! 🤡🔀💥 👀 That's right, fam, Disney's decided to stick a middle finger to the calendar and launch nostalgia bombs on a WEDNESDAY instead! What’s next? A Saturday Night Live episode where they don’t even go live? 😂🤦‍♂️ The stonks are plummeting... can someone get the meme brigade in here?! 📉🤖 🎶 Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan are back, sliding back into their body-swap shoes like it's 2003 and they just saw a TikTok of themselves! 🕺💃 I can already see the “This Is Fine” meme while the rest of us are like, “bruh, what’s wrong with Friday??” Fake Disney developer quote: “We thought about releasing it on a Friday, but then I remembered my weekends are for margaritas, not movies.” 🍹💀 So grab your popcorn, your mom, or both! 🍿👩‍👧 Because who needs days of the week anyway?! 🔥🔮 Unhinged prediction: This will either lead to a massive Disney+ surge or cause the next great civil war among parents and kids over streaming times! Y’all better watch out. 😉 #DisneyDrama 🚀