🎤🚨📺 Hold onto your kale smoothies, fam! We’re diving INTO THE DEEP END with WIRED’s global editorial overlord, Katie “Wellness Queen” Drummond, and Bryan “Elon-Musk-but-for-your-body” Johnson! This isn’t just a livestream, it’s the wellness TED Talk that makes you wanna do 100 sit-ups *and* eat a dozen donuts! 🍩💪💥 👉 So what’s on the menu? The world of wellness! *Cringe alert!* This isn’t your mom's yoga class, folks. We're talking biohacking, meditation, and literally trying to become the next The One (insert Matrix meme here). Leaked quote from an anonymous developer: “I thought I was building a health app, but it’s just a glorified reminder to drink water. 🤡💦” As if we needed an app for that! 😂 This is about to be a full-on “this is fine” meme fest while they sip on overpriced green juice and pretend to enjoy it. 💚💰 🔥🔥 Hot Take: By 2025, the wellness industry will be selling “personalized oxygen” by the can, and if you ain't buying it, good luck breathing, loser! 🚀🤖💀 Get ready to refresh your feed like you’re waiting for the next iPhone drop! Don’t sleep on this—share with your squad! 💣💅 #WellnessChaoticEnergy