🚨🚨 HOLD UP!!! Strava just hit the Apple Watch app update button and it’s like they dropped a whole new iPhone outta nowhere!!! 📱💥 Get ready for *Live Segments*, a feature that makes you feel like a racehorse on a treadmill that’s just been set to “Horsepower 3000” 🐴💨! In case you've been hibernating under a rock (or just pretending to run on the treadmill while scrolling TikTok), here’s how it works: now you get live data of your segments! 🏃‍♂️ But fr fr, why not just trend your whole existence while you’re at it? 😏💀 Leaked developer quote: “We knew we had to step it up when we found out people were literally using a potato as a smartwatch 🥔😂”. Can you imagine the Strava team, huddled in a dark room, shouting “STONKS 🚀🚀” every time they pressed a button? This is fine! 🔥🔥 So, what’s next? I predict Apple will release an updated line of AirPods specifically for… STRAVERS! AirPods that *automatically* critique your running style in a sassy voice 😭! 💰💰 Get ready, fam, ‘cause the running community's about to be a whole lot more chaotic. Like, who’s actually going to run when they could just shout “I’m doing LIVE SEGMENTS!” from their couch? 😂🏠 #StravaLivesMatter