🚨👀 BREAKING: Strava vs. Garmin - the legal showdown that lasted *longer* than your grandma’s oatmeal in the microwave! 🍲💀 After 21 DAYS of intense courtroom drama, Strava suddenly hit the “abort” button like me at a family reunion when politics come up. 🤦‍♂️🤡 For those who’ve been living under a rock (or just not caring 🤷‍♀️), Strava threw a fit over Garmin allegedly stealing their heat map and segment features. But in a plot twist that even M. Night Shyamalan couldn’t write, they just backed down faster than a tech bro when the Wi-Fi drops! 📉🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We thought we could take them to court, but turns out our lawyers only know how to ride bikes… 🚴‍♂️💨” Meanwhile, Garmin's response? *Drake pointing meme* They literally just sat back sipping their lattes like, “This is fine.” ☕️😂 So what's next? Strava’s gonna team up with the police to patrol bad running form? Or maybe they’ll just stick to launching more overpriced subscription features and calling it innovation? 💰💀 Unhinged prediction: Strava will *accidentally* patent breathing and charge you for every inhale. MARK MY WORDS! 🤖🚀