🎉🚨 YO, Netflix JUST announced the ultimate plot twist: the end of “Stranger Things” and their tentpole show era! 😱🔚 If your 2023 was as predictable as Mike’s love life, hold my popcorn 🍿 because it’s time to talk about how Netflix is *tripping over its own VHS tapes* like an *influencer trying to dance* at a wedding! 💃🤡 ✨ Remember when Netflix was the streaming G.O.A.T. with hits like “House of Cards” and “Orange Is the New Black” that made everyone’s parents accidentally ask what a “streaming service” was? Now it’s like they’re trying to make "content" out of *cringe TikTok compilations* and dat funny cat video collections. 😬💔 👀🍕 “We’ll just keep pouring money into ‘Stranger Things’ until people forget how to have a real conversation,” leaked one *amirite* developer. Yeah, buddy, I can hear the sound of Netflix’s *stubbornness seething* from here. 🚀💰 As we know, it’s THE END of an era, folks. You either die a hero or live long enough to see Netflix pivot to selling scented candles and branded lunch boxes. 🔥💀 🤖🔥 My hot take? Netflix will soon become a meme archive while *all the real content* shifts to TikTok. I’m calling it! This is NOT fine! 😂📉