🚨👾BREAKING: Blood, Fire, and Demogorgons RAIN DOWN in the NEW 'Stranger Things 5' Trailer!😂🔥 So Netflix dropped the STRANGER THINGS 5 trailer, and it’s giving us BIG “this is fine” vibes as we out here waiting for them to milk our tears 💀💵. Remember when you thought they were gonna stop after Season 1? HA! STONKS go up! 🚀📈 📅 MARK YOUR CALENDARS, folks! The first four episodes are dropping on Nov. 26 like a Black Friday sale on nostalgia! Then they’re gonna hit you with THREE MORE on Dec. 25, 'cause who needs holiday cheer when you can watch Eleven throw down with some Demogorgons? *Insert Drake pointing at the trailer* 🥴👌 And let’s not forget that final episode on NEW YEAR'S EVE! Because nothing says “new year, new me” like watching your fave characters possibly perish! Maybe we'll send off our hopes and dreams while sipping champagne! 🍾✨ As one imaginary developer said, “We’re just trying to find a way to compress all your feelings into one last binge-watch.” Let’s be REAL, Netflix, we know you’re just trying to distract us from the upcoming apocalypse! 🔥💡So here’s my hot take: by the end of season 5, we'll either be sobbing into our pillows or laughing at how absurd the whole thing was! Either way, that’s a WIN! **So strap in, fellow nerds. This ride is about to get wilder than my sleep-deprived thoughts!**💀🤡 #StrangerThings5