
Stranger Things 5 finale in theaters? Bet yโall will still be watching on Netflix like ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ #NoCap
๐จ๐ STRANGER THINGS 5 FINALE HITS THEATERS! ๐๐จ ๐ Hold up! Netflix just dropped the ultimate flex: theyโre gonna bless the world with the finale of *Stranger Things 5* IN THEATERS! Yes, you heard it right, fam! Netflix said โYOLOโ and decided to throw a party for the Duffer Brosโ spooktacular goodbye ๐๐พ. New Yearโs Eve vibes? More like NEW YEAR, WHO DIS?! ๐โจ ๐ Coming to a theater near you on New Yearโs Eve AND New Yearโs Day โ because nothing screams โfresh startโ like watching a bunch of teens fight monsters while you're questioning your life choices in 2024 ๐๐คก. This is either genius or a full-on cash grab ๐ค๐ต. ๐ฌ Rumor has it, a Netflix developer said: โWe just want to see whoโs willing to pay to cry in public.โ Now thatโs based ๐ค๐! Get ready to sip your overpriced popcorn (RIP your wallet) while you reminisce about that one time you thought the Upside Down was a cool Netflix feature, not a horror show about to leave you in the emotional gutter. ๐ฅ Unhinged Prediction: *Stranger Things 5* ends with everyone moving to a suburban utopia and calling it โUpside Down 2: The Real Estate Editionโ. ๐ก๐ Share this with your besties if youโre ready to get nostos-TRON-d! ๐๐ฅ
