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"Storm-2603 pulled a fast one on SharePoint 🤡💀—Warlock Ransomware just ghosted all your files! #StayUpdated 🚀🔥"
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"Storm-2603 pulled a fast one on SharePoint 🤡💀—Warlock Ransomware just ghosted all your files! #StayUpdated 🚀🔥"

July 24, 2025
12 days ago
The Hacker News
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🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 💀🚨 Brace yourselves, fellow meme warriors, 'cause we just hit peak "THIS IS FINE" levels in the SharePoint universe! 🌪️💻 So apparently, those loveable* hackers from Storm-2603 have decided that ransomware is the new avocado toast and are dropping **Warlock Ransomware** like it’s hot on unpatched systems! 🥑🔥 Microsoft just spilled the tea (no cap) and said these digital gremlins are exploiting SharePoint flaws like a kid in a candy store. 🍭💰 🚀 "Yeah, our top secret analysis was basically like, 'What if we made Microsoft cry?'" said an imaginary Microsoft dev who may or may not be crying into his keyboard right now. 💔🤖 Meanwhile, the Storm-2603 crew is like: - Drake pointing at their own memes: "This is the life, fam!" - Galaxy brain moment: “Why patch when you can ransom?” 💸🤫 Seriously, Microsoft, get your patching game ON! It’s 2023, not 2003! If you’re leaving your SharePoint door wide open, just wait until the hackers realize it’s like a buffet out there! 🍕🤡 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we'll be paying ransom with NFTs that will also hack our high school report cards! Get ready for the “A+ Ransomware” craze! 🤪🤑 Share this if you don’t want your SharePoint to turn into a horror movie! 🎬👻 #StonkedByStorm

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