🏴‍☠️ Calling all storage-hoarders and digital hoarders alike! 📦💾✨ Samsung just dropped a mega W with the 2TB 990 Evo Plus SSD for ONLY $100 at B&H Photo! 🔥🚀 It’s like finding a treasure chest in the middle of the internet ocean! 💰💦💀 Listen, if you’re out here making your PC or PS5 run like it’s running on dial-up, this is your sign to upgrade, fam! This bad boy is PCIe Gen 5 compatible and even works with your dusty Gen 4 system!!! 🥵🤓💻 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We knew people were gaming on 5-year-old drives and we couldn't just let that happen. Sometimes you just gotta drop the prices like we're throwing confetti at a wedding.” 🎉💍👀 Get this: **Drake's pointing at you** because he wants you to save coins before this deal goes *POOF.* 🤑🚫💔 Stonks are only going up, folks! Up your game, or be forever haunted by your poor storage choices! But wait—could this be the moment Samsung takes over the world???? 🤖🌍 *Unhinged Prediction* incoming: In 2024, Samsung will release an SSD so fast, your files might literally *teleport* into existence. ✨⚡️💨 #GalaxyBrain Don’t miss out! Go scoop that SSD and flex on your friends! *This is fine* meme intensifies! 🤡🔥