🚨 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 🚨 Apple just dropped the price of AirPods Pro 4 (with *active noise canceling*, if you’ve been living under a rock) to 😱 $99! 😱 That’s lower than your high school GPA and more shocking than that time Kanye dropped a gospel album. 🤡💀 So, what does this mean? Are we witnessing the end of overpriced burrito headphones? Are *THEY* finally giving us reason to **not** feel cringe about dropping 💰 on a product that we all pretend we didn't buy for the “social flex”? 😬 #AirPodStonks are soaring so high right now, they’re basically space-bound 🚀. Meanwhile, the rest of the headphone market: “This is fine.” 🔥💔 🗣️ "Leaked Developer Quotes": “Yeah, we saw the price drop and just straight-up canceled our other projects. Who needs innovation when people are lining up to pay for a shiny piece of plastic?” 🤖 But hold up! Imagine this: in a few months, Apple will announce that the ANC AirPods are “actually” a limited edition item and robots will start selling them for $500. That’ll be a whole *new* level of cringe, fam. So get yours now before they pull a fast one! 🤡👀 **🔥 Prediction Alert:** By next week, AirPods will become a rare collectible—cue the bidding wars and NFT panic! 💀💸