🚨☕️ BREAKING NEWS: Experts Say No Coffee in the Summer? What is this? 2020 Y2K vibes? 😱🥵 So, apparently, health experts (aka those folks that probably don’t even drink coffee) are here to tell us that sipping on our hot, black magic during heat waves is a NO GO. Like, HELLO?! Just because it’s summer doesn’t mean I’m giving up my daily dose of caffeinated chaos! 🤡💀 I reached out to some questionable “dietitians” (typo or elite ninjas in disguise?) and they threw the cold brew shade like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! One said, “You know, hot drinks can raise your body temp.” I mean, no cap, but so does 🔥 being surrounded by toddlers who drink their water like they own the place. Drake is definitely pointing at me, screaming, “You’re telling me to chill on my coffee?!” while my stonks in caffeine continue to rise! 📈☕️ So what do we do instead? Drink lukewarm kale smoothies? 🤢 This is fine 🙃😤 💥🔥🧙‍♂️ UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll ALL be sipping *organic* iced mushroom lattes made from the tears of baristas and sweat of summer while trying to diet like it’s an Olympic sport. #CaffeineCrisis #MushroomLatteEmpire #SendHelp Get ready to meme this chaos, folks! 🚀💰😴