🚨BREAKING: The DATA is calling and it wants you to stop being a model chaser! 🚨💀💻 Listen up, fam, because the "data-first architecture" wave is hitting harder than your WiFi on a Sunday morning! 🌊👾 Forget flexing your fancy AI models like they’re gonna save you from your mediocre life (they won’t, bruh). What you REALLY need is to dive into the galaxy brain territory of untamed data - you know, that chaotic mess of files and logs? 🤯📂💩 Imagine all those transactions vibing together like they're the next big K-pop group - *DataBites* - but instead, they’re just chillin’ while you chase shiny models 💎👀 👀 Developer Quote (totally real, I swear): “I used to chase models, but now I just embrace the chaos. Data is love, data is life!” - Larry from 'The Basement' Honestly, Fr Fr, it’s time to stop the cringe and embrace the *Data Stonks* 📈🔥. So if you wanna be the GOAT, get your operations closer to that structured data, or face eternal seethe. 🚀🤖💸 🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within the next year, we’ll see a TikTok dance challenge for "Data-First Architecture" and if you're not doing the worm while explaining data sprawl, you’re not doing it right. Get ready. 💃💀💥 #DataIsKing #BrokeModelChase