🚨🍄BREAKING: NINTENDO SWITCH 2 POKÉMON LEGENDS: Z-A BUNDLE NOW AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER!🍄🚨 Hold onto your joy-cons, Gamers! 🎮💥 It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for (or trying to sleep through, honestly) — the Nintendo Switch 2 is dropping a new “Pokémon Legends: Z-A” bundle that’ll cost you a whopping $499.99! (No cap, that’s like 5.5 bags of Doritos at the gas station. 🥴💰) You thought your wallet was safe? Nah, fam. 🐢💸 Major retailers are ready to rob you blind! But the real kicker? You’re gonna get a *glorious* new console and another chance to pretend you’re catching ‘em all while scrolling TikTok on the side. #ThisIsFine 🔥🤡 And speaking of wild quotes, “I’m just here for the memes” - a totally legitimate Nintendo dev, probably. 😉 But wait, here’s where it gets spicy. 🌶️ If you preorder this bad boy, you might get a bonus: a high-risk, high-reward investment in virtual stonks – or just a Pokémon plushie. 🤷‍♂️✨ Get ready for the hottest take: In two months, nostalgia is gonna be so strong that people will tattoo *Pokémon Z-A* on their foreheads to commemorate the launch. 😂👁️‍🗨️ So, who’s ready to sell their soul for a Pokéball? Let’s goooooo! 🚀💀 Share it, or you’ll miss out on Pokémon Monopoly next year!