🚨🎧 Stop everything you’re doing! 🔥💰 Bose just decided to take a fat $100 off their open earbuds like they were trying to clear out yesterday’s stale memes! 💀🍞 You better RUN, don't walk, because these earbuds are basically air for your ears, fam! 🌬️👂 Picture this: it's like having a full-blown concert blasting in your head but still pretending to listen to your mom's life advice at the same time — multitasking level: GALAXY BRAIN! 🚀✨ “Yeah, Mom, I hear you... *turns the volume up to 11*.” But fr fr, these earbuds are perfect for the folks who are tired of that awkward pressure in your ears from closing them off. Ok, Boomer, it’s time to ditch the old soulless headphones and stop seething in discomfort. 🤡💔 “Bose? More like BOOM!” - one hypothetical 20-something engineer 🤖💭 So, if you’re tired of faking interest in small talk while you jam out to your fave playlists, cop those earbuds before they go back to full price (aka the equivalent of “this is fine” 🐶🔥). Here’s the hot take: in 2024, we’ll all be wearing earbuds that can read our thoughts. Seriously, are we not *palpably* excited for that?! 🤯💀✨